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9.27.2007
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Frábært atriði úr Hard to Kill
Hard to Kill trailer
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Frábært atriði úr Hard to Kill
Hard to Kill trailer
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9.25.2007
Hérna leynist mikill sannleikur
D: Hello. I'm Lotus Domino from IBM.
E: Hello. I'm Microsoft Exchange.
D: I'm ready for email.
E: Me too.
D: I'm ready to share documents.
E: Me too . . . With my friend SharePoint. (Exchange pulls a person from off-screen to join him.)
D: I'm ready for Web-based applications.
E: Me too . . . with my friend IIS. (Exchange pulls another person on screen.)
D: I'm ready for rapid application development.
E: Me too . . . with my friend .NET (Exchange pulls in another person.)
D: Hmmm -- I said RAPID application development. Well, I'm ready for collaboration, workflow and data storage.
E: Me too . . . with my friends SQL Server, BizTalk Server, Live Communications Server and whatever your name is this month. (Exchange is joined by several others. It's very crowded on the Microsoft side.)
Voiceover: Do you need friends like these? Grow your business, not your server farm, with the collaborative power of Lotus Domino. ROI . . from IBM.
Upgrade Day
D: Hello. I'm a Lotus Domino server.
E: Hello. I'm a Microsoft Exchange server.
D: (Happily.) It's upgrade day for me.
E: (Not so happy and holding a suitcase.) It's upgrade day for me, too.
D: Why are you packed?
E: I have to make way for my replacement. More memory, faster processor -- you know, the usual. I've been through this many times before. Say, how come you're NOT packed?
D: I'm not going anywhere. I can deliver more functionality without a drastic increase in system requirements.
E: Wow. (Chuckles.) Hey, how about those poor developers who have to rewrite all those applications?
D: Not with me. I'm designed to be backward-compatible. Domino developers can concentrate on implementing the new features.
E: Well, enjoy your downtime. Long weekend planned?
D: No. With me, there's minimal downtime. I'll be ready pretty quick.
E: (Muttering) I like my downtime.
Voiceover: Upgrading software shouldn't require you to change everything else. Grow YOUR business, not their business, with the collaborative power of Lotus Domino. ROI . . . from IBM.
Single Message Store
Exchange guy -- grossly overweight and wearing a t-shirt with the faded word "JET" on it -- is sitting behind a large desk with a bank of a dozen phones. They're ringing furiously and Exchange guy is trying to handle all the calls at once.
Notes/Domino guy is sitting next to him, with a clean desk, reading the newspaper. Behind Domino guy is a staff of 15 or so assistants, each with their own desk and each answering calls.
Domino: What's going on over there Exchange guy? You look a little frazzled.
Exchange: (struggling with phones) Just a normal day in paradise. Everyone wants their mail, and I'm the only one who can give it to them. (pause) Why are you so relaxed Domino? Your users on vacation or something?
Domino: Nope, normal day at the office. All of my mail users have their own assistant that handles mail for them. That's what my staff back there is doing.
Exchange: Seems pretty inefficient (as he juggles phones). I mean, look at all those people. Just to handle mail. Ha. I can do all that myself. (drops a phone on his foot).
Domino: Yeah, you're a big man Exchange old pal. Nice work over there. (reads newspaper).
Exchange: Besides, every time you get a new user, you have to hire a new assistant. How efficient is that?
Domino: Their wages are actually dirt cheap. Costs almost nothing to hire a new one. And when I run out of office space I just get another office. We actually just switched offices last week, and none of our users noticed.
Exchange: But what about sick days? (coughs)
Domino: Not a problem. We've got a great benefits package. And if one of the assistants gets sick, none of the other users are affected. We just hire a temp.
Exchange: ...
Domino: What happens when you get sick?
Exchange: Um, well... no one gets their mail for a while I guess. But I deserve a break now and then.
Domino: Yeah... (reads paper again)
Exchange: Hey, um... I've got to run down the hall for a little, you know, reboot. Could you take some of these calls while I'm gone?
Domino: Sorry chum. Got some reading to do...
Ekki nokkur spurning að keyra Lotus Notes og Domino ¶ 16:56 0 Ummæli
E: Hello. I'm Microsoft Exchange.
D: I'm ready for email.
E: Me too.
D: I'm ready to share documents.
E: Me too . . . With my friend SharePoint. (Exchange pulls a person from off-screen to join him.)
D: I'm ready for Web-based applications.
E: Me too . . . with my friend IIS. (Exchange pulls another person on screen.)
D: I'm ready for rapid application development.
E: Me too . . . with my friend .NET (Exchange pulls in another person.)
D: Hmmm -- I said RAPID application development. Well, I'm ready for collaboration, workflow and data storage.
E: Me too . . . with my friends SQL Server, BizTalk Server, Live Communications Server and whatever your name is this month. (Exchange is joined by several others. It's very crowded on the Microsoft side.)
Voiceover: Do you need friends like these? Grow your business, not your server farm, with the collaborative power of Lotus Domino. ROI . . from IBM.
Upgrade Day
D: Hello. I'm a Lotus Domino server.
E: Hello. I'm a Microsoft Exchange server.
D: (Happily.) It's upgrade day for me.
E: (Not so happy and holding a suitcase.) It's upgrade day for me, too.
D: Why are you packed?
E: I have to make way for my replacement. More memory, faster processor -- you know, the usual. I've been through this many times before. Say, how come you're NOT packed?
D: I'm not going anywhere. I can deliver more functionality without a drastic increase in system requirements.
E: Wow. (Chuckles.) Hey, how about those poor developers who have to rewrite all those applications?
D: Not with me. I'm designed to be backward-compatible. Domino developers can concentrate on implementing the new features.
E: Well, enjoy your downtime. Long weekend planned?
D: No. With me, there's minimal downtime. I'll be ready pretty quick.
E: (Muttering) I like my downtime.
Voiceover: Upgrading software shouldn't require you to change everything else. Grow YOUR business, not their business, with the collaborative power of Lotus Domino. ROI . . . from IBM.
Single Message Store
Exchange guy -- grossly overweight and wearing a t-shirt with the faded word "JET" on it -- is sitting behind a large desk with a bank of a dozen phones. They're ringing furiously and Exchange guy is trying to handle all the calls at once.
Notes/Domino guy is sitting next to him, with a clean desk, reading the newspaper. Behind Domino guy is a staff of 15 or so assistants, each with their own desk and each answering calls.
Domino: What's going on over there Exchange guy? You look a little frazzled.
Exchange: (struggling with phones) Just a normal day in paradise. Everyone wants their mail, and I'm the only one who can give it to them. (pause) Why are you so relaxed Domino? Your users on vacation or something?
Domino: Nope, normal day at the office. All of my mail users have their own assistant that handles mail for them. That's what my staff back there is doing.
Exchange: Seems pretty inefficient (as he juggles phones). I mean, look at all those people. Just to handle mail. Ha. I can do all that myself. (drops a phone on his foot).
Domino: Yeah, you're a big man Exchange old pal. Nice work over there. (reads newspaper).
Exchange: Besides, every time you get a new user, you have to hire a new assistant. How efficient is that?
Domino: Their wages are actually dirt cheap. Costs almost nothing to hire a new one. And when I run out of office space I just get another office. We actually just switched offices last week, and none of our users noticed.
Exchange: But what about sick days? (coughs)
Domino: Not a problem. We've got a great benefits package. And if one of the assistants gets sick, none of the other users are affected. We just hire a temp.
Exchange: ...
Domino: What happens when you get sick?
Exchange: Um, well... no one gets their mail for a while I guess. But I deserve a break now and then.
Domino: Yeah... (reads paper again)
Exchange: Hey, um... I've got to run down the hall for a little, you know, reboot. Could you take some of these calls while I'm gone?
Domino: Sorry chum. Got some reading to do...
Ekki nokkur spurning að keyra Lotus Notes og Domino ¶ 16:56 0 Ummæli
